Dick Slapped

Needless to say, my husband and I are really terrible with conflict; we’re working on it, but I would find it safe to say that we are excellent at sex and terrible with conflict. Anyway, a few months ago my husband hurt my feelings, we were snuggling together after sex and I noticed he was in a happy, talkative mood so I started jabbering away. I must have been somewhat annoying because his response to me was that I needed to be dick-slapped for saying what I did. (Silence)

Dick-slapped? (note to women: my husband is not abusive in the least bit so just get that idea out of your head, he thought this would be a funny thing to say) (note to men: all raise mugs of beer and salute the manliness of men)

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