Showing posts with label Boobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boobs. Show all posts

Saturday, November 10, 2012

For the Men: The Right Way to Grab Your Wife’s Boobs

We know you want them, and we know you like to squeeze them, but it gets annoying to be surprised all the time by having your husband grabbing your boobs and if you aren’t doing it the right way, you are probably going to lose your rights or your wife is going to treat you more like a pesky fly than the man you really are. So I thought I’d offer the men some tips today on how to grab your wife’s boobs leaving her wanting more instead of having her swat your hand away and glare at you.

Wrong Way: Give her a quick kiss on the lips and reach down and squeeze her boob quickly before she notices and can stop you, then act like nothing happened.

Right Way: If you want to do the kiss and grab, then you need to up the passion. Push her against the wall, kiss her hard and long and fondle her boobs strongly (but not painfully), you could even use both hands if you want for this one.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Study Shows Breastfeeding Has Anti-Aging Effect on Breast Appearance

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Who cares about reduced ear infections and handful of IQ points? It turns out breastfeeding has another, far more superficial perk: an anti-aging effect on your breasts.

study of identical twins suggests that breastfeeding, daily moisturizing and hormone replacement therapy (HRT) enhance the appearance of a woman’s breasts while smoking, drinking, high BMI, large cup size and multiple pregnancies can do the opposite.

The study, called “”Determinants of Breast Appearance and Aging in Twins,” was published this week in the Aesthetic Surgery Journal.

Researchers studied the breast appearance and lifestyles of 161 sets of female twins between the ages of 25-74.

“It’s very rare that both twins have been through the same exact environmental factors throughout life,”said study author, plastic surgeon Hooman T. Soltanian “The idea was that they have the same [breasts] from a genetic standpoint. If we see a difference, it’s more likely to be environmental factors.”

Women were interviewed about pregnancies, HRT, beauty routines, sun exposure, bras and other pertinent issues. Then their breasts were photographed and evaluated by “independent reviewers” for attractiveness. (Though breast attractiveness is obviously subjective, generally speaking they were looking at perkiness, shape, skin tone and areola size.) Then they looked at the data and tried to figure out what was helping and what wasn’t. Moisturizing seemed to come up pretty quickly as a good thing. HRT after menopause seemed to help.

But the big surprise was the positive effect of nursing. The word on the street is that breastfeeding is the kiss of death when it comes to breasts’ perkiness. In this study, however, the skin quality of breasts was better and firmer in the women who had nursed.

“All these twins did not breast-feed without being pregnant and pregnancy has a negative effect on breast appearance,” he said. “My explanation is that women who breast fed have a different hormonal milieu — sort of like internal hormone replacement. So even though those were disadvantages, they gained some benefit.”

This supports what I’ve always read– though what many women are not told– which is that pregnancy causes breasts to lose elasticity, not breastfeeding. Breastfeeding also helps reduce the risk of breast cancer and other reproductive cancers. I’m always happy to read about how the benefits of breastfeeding go in both directions.

So, here’s to nursing your boobs back to health!

http://blogs.babble.com/being-pregnant/2012/09/05/study-shows-breastfeeding-has-anti-aging-effect-on-breast-appearance/




Breastfeeding Week: breastfeeding facts


Breastfeeding Week: breastfeeding facts
Breastfeeding has many proven benefits for both you and your baby, but this doesn’t mean you’ll get the hang of it as soon as your baby is born. In fact it can be quite tricky to master at first, however with a bit of perseverance breastfeeding can become second nature to you both and you’ll never want to stop! It’s National Breastfeeding Week this week (24th-30th June) so we’ve compiled a few breastfeeding facts for you…
-Across the world, less than 40 per cent of babies under the age of six months are exclusively breastfed 
-Breastfeeding burns approximately 500 calories a day 
-It reduces risks of breast and ovarian cancer later in life, helps women return to their pre-pregnancy weight faster, and lowers rates of obesity. 
-Adults who were breastfed as babies often have lower blood pressure and lower cholesterol, as well as lower rates of overweight, obesity and type-2 diabetes. 
-Breastfeeding aids the uterus returning to original size after birth. 
-An average breastfeed last 16 minutes. 
-Babies instinctively know how to get your milk quickly and efficiently. 
-Your baby controls your breastmilk flow with an instinctive action that includes sucking, swallowing and breathing. 
-82% of mothers use a breastpump. 
-Breastfeeding exposes your baby to many different tastes and smells. 
-In countries were breastfeeding rates are higher, the most common female cancers, ovarian, uterine and breast, are reduced. 
-There are more than 4,000 species of mammal, and all breastfeed their young. 
-Breastfeeding delays the return of menstrual periods and may aid in spacing pregnancies. 
-Breastfeeding creates a strong bond between mother and child.

Monday, October 8, 2012

SCIENCE SAYS: MEN LIKE BIG BREASTS BECAUSE WOMEN LIKE FEELING MATERNAL


FREUD WOULD BE SO PROUD.

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Thanks to our burgeoning pair bond, we were married in the spring.

I am so fucking sick of hearing about oxytocin.

“Ooh, it’s the love hormone!” I can just imagine some CBS studio exec saying in the next few years or so. “Let’s build a show around a hot, stressed-out lady lawyer who’s an oxytocin addict!” Cue all the accidental bonding and evolutionarily-made-for-each-other shenanigans. Barf.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Top 10 memorable moments on ‘Late Show’


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I have been a fan of David Letterman since he hosted a 12:30 a.m. daily talk show on NBC in the 1980s. I got hooked on his quirky sense of humor and absurd stunts: watermelons and other objects being dropped from the top of a five-storey building or a dozen or more people dressed in different costumes entering a store and not buying anything.

He not only had the usual run of celebrity guests, authors and politicians on his show, he also pioneered segments like "Stupid Pet Tricks" and later, "Stupid Human Tricks." He also has a daily Top Ten list, a roll call of absurdities that began as a parody of the sexiest celebrities list the media cranks out regularly.

Recently, he featured "Top Ten Rejected Lionel Richie Song Lyrics" (Number 5: "Stuck on you / I bet you wish you weren't drunk / When you went and got that tattoo / Yes it's truly lame / That you misspelled your name"). He also had U.S. First Lady Michelle Obama deliver "Top Ten Fun Facts about Gardening" (Number 7: "In his lifetime, the average American will eat half a radish").

Dark Knight Rises review

Dam. Chris Nolan has really outdone himself. This was the best of the “Dark Knight Rises” movies. For those who don’t know about “Batman”, this movie is the epic conclusion of the “Dark Knight Rises” trilogy. (Dark Knight Rises Begins, Dark Knight Rises: The Dark Knight, and this movie, Dark Knight Rises: Dark Knight Rises) There is so much to say about this movie. I don’t know where to begin. First, the performances.

A lot of people were not expecting Anne Hathaway to do a great job as Catwoman, but I think she really gave an “amazing performance”. Her portrayal of Catwoman really combined the best of all the previous incarnations of the character; from Eartha Kitt, to Halle Berry to Michelle Feiffer. Not just Michelle Feiffer in Batman Returns but also Michelle Feiffer in Gangsta’s Paradise, both the movie Gangsta’s Paradise and her portrayal of the same character in the music video for Coolio’s Gangsta’s Paradise. All of that was in Anne Hathaway’s performance. Sometimes she would just take out a chair and sit on it backwards with a serious look on her face as she tried to turn Gotham’s street urchins away from crime.

Sunday, September 30, 2012

The Cleavage Countdown: 8 Facts About Breasts

Stephanie Pappas and Jeanna Bryner

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Boob Basics
The quintessential embodiment of female sexuality, breasts have fascinated and mystified since the beginning of time. From the biology that makes breasts, and breast-feeding, possible, and the odd boob changes that occur with motherhood to historical perceptions of the hourglass shape, LiveScience the art and science of breasts.



The First Bra
Women have strapped down their breasts with fabric bands or boosted their cleavage with body-shaping corsets for centuries, depending on current fashions. But the precursors to modern bras began to appear in the late 1800s and early 1900s. The magazine “Vogue” first used the term brassiere in 1907. In 1914, American Mary Phelps-Jacobs patented the first bra design, which consisted of two handkerchiefs sewn together with baby ribbon used as straps.
The first push-up bra came on the scene in 1948, introduced by Frederick Mellinger of Frederick's of Hollywood fame. According to Redbook magazine, the average woman today owns nine bras.